HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISH JANU ;)..
I KNW I KNW AM A LITTLE LATE... BUT STILLL...IM HERE NA ...
AFTER ALL .. .DESI CAME FROM THE DEAD ;)
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY... MANY MANY HAPPY RETURN OF THE DAY .. LISH...
WISH ALL UR DREAMZ COMES TRUE... WISH U GET EVERYTHIN U EVER WANTED...
WELL NOW THAT UR 18... DONT GET ALL NAUGHTY OKAY... MY EYES WILL BE WATCHING YA
Happy birthday to a special friend!
Although I haven't known you many years,
Perhaps because you've dried so many tears,
Pleasure reigns as I these greetings send.
Your happiness should last till all things end!
Because you've been so sweet and
understanding--
In toughest times you've made me laugh and smile--
Rejoice in your own specialness awhile:
This I'm not requesting but demanding!
How else to make yourself the celebration,
Doing what does not come naturally?
Always your concern has been for me,
Yet now you must endure my adoration!
ENJOY... HAVE FUN... BUT NOT TOO MUCH... OKAY ;)
Views 584 | Comments: (5) A SILENT WISH
WEN NIGHTS ARE LONG, N FRDS ARE FEW..
I SIT BY THE WINDOW, N THINK BOUT U..
A SILENT WHISPER, A SILENT TEAR..
WITH ALL MY HEART... I WISH U WERE HERE... :(
A GLANCE NEEDS A GLANCE BACK..
A SMILE NEEDS A SMILE BACK..
A HUG NEEDS A HUG BACK TO COMPLETE ITSELF..
I NEED YOU BACK TO MAKE MY GANCE, MY SMILE N MY HUG COMPLETE IN ITSELF...
I MISS U FOR MYSELF
I HEARD SOME1 WHISPER UR NAME...
BUT WEN I TURNED BACK I NOTICED I WAS ALONE..
THAT IS WEN I REALIZED IT WAS MY HEART TELLIN ME..
THAT IT MISSES U.. N CALLIN U FROM MY HEART, WOD BRING U BACK...
Views 1036 | Comments: (11) Sardar ji joke
SARDARJI IN MEDICAL SCHOOL
Sardarji applied to a Medical School
- Needless to say he never made it -
Because these are the answers he gave for medical terms.
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section - a section where u keep scissors
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - this is the place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - any mother
False Labor - pretending to work
Genes - i am wearing them
Groin - somethin that growz inside/ indoors
Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greeting to several males
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without toes
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Menopause - I never pause
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - loud noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - very close
Vas Deferens - extremely different
Vein - at what time?
Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny
LOLZ hope u had some laugh :)
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