I KNW I KNW AM A LITTLE LATE... BUT STILLL...IM HERE NA ...

AFTER ALL .. .DESI CAME FROM THE DEAD ;)

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY... MANY MANY HAPPY RETURN OF THE DAY .. LISH...

WISH ALL UR DREAMZ COMES TRUE... WISH  U GET EVERYTHIN U EVER WANTED...

WELL NOW THAT UR 18... DONT GET ALL NAUGHTY OKAY... MY EYES WILL BE WATCHING YA

Happy birthday to a special friend! Although I haven't known you many years, Perhaps because you've dried so many tears, Pleasure reigns as I these greetings send. Your happiness should last till all things end!

Because you've been so sweet and understanding-- In toughest times you've made me laugh and smile-- Rejoice in your own specialness awhile: This I'm not requesting but demanding! How else to make yourself the celebration, Doing what does not come naturally? Always your concern has been for me, Yet now you must endure my adoration!

ENJOY... HAVE FUN... BUT NOT TOO MUCH... OKAY ;)

WEN NIGHTS ARE LONG, N FRDS ARE FEW..

I SIT BY THE WINDOW, N THINK BOUT U..

A SILENT WHISPER, A SILENT TEAR..

WITH ALL MY HEART... I WISH U WERE HERE...          :(

A GLANCE NEEDS A GLANCE BACK..

A SMILE NEEDS A SMILE BACK..

A HUG NEEDS A HUG BACK TO COMPLETE ITSELF..

I NEED YOU BACK TO MAKE  MY GANCE, MY SMILE N MY HUG COMPLETE IN ITSELF...

I MISS U FOR MYSELF

I HEARD SOME1 WHISPER UR NAME...

BUT WEN I TURNED BACK I NOTICED I WAS ALONE..

THAT IS WEN I REALIZED IT WAS MY HEART TELLIN ME..

THAT IT MISSES U.. N CALLIN U FROM MY HEART, WOD BRING U BACK...

  SARDARJI IN MEDICAL SCHOOL

                                       Sardarji applied to a Medical School

                                       - Needless to say he never made it -

Because these are the answers he gave for medical terms.

                               Antibody - against everyone

                               Artery - the study of fine paintings

                               Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria

                               Benign - what you be after you be eight

                               Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u

                               Caesarian Section - a section where u keep
                                scissors

                               Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty

                               Chronic - neck of a crow

                               Coma - punctuation mark

                               Cortisone - area around local court

                               Cyst - short for sister

                               Diagnosis - person with slanted nose

                               Dilate - the late British Princess Diana

                               Dislocation - this is the place

                               Duodenum - couple in blue jeans

                               Enema - any mother

                               False Labor - pretending to work

                              Genes - i am wearing them

                              Groin - somethin that growz inside/ indoors

                              Hernia - she is close by

                              Hymen - greeting to several males

                              Impotent - distinguished / well-known

                              Labor Pain - hurt at work

                              Lactose - people without toes

                              Lymph - walk unsteadily

                              Menopause - I never pause

                              Microbes - small dressing gowns

                              Obesity - City of Obe

                             Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize

                             Protein - in favor of teens

                             Pus - small cat

                             Red Blood Count - Dracula

                             Secretion - hiding anything

                             Subcutaneous - not cute enough

                             Tablet - small table

                             Tumor - extra pair

                             Ultrasound - loud noise

                             Urine - opposite of you're out

                             Varicose - very close

                             Vas Deferens - extremely different

                             Vein - at what time?

                             Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny

LOLZ  hope u had some laugh :)